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Sorry, it just hit me that half the people that read this don't know who Balloon Boy is. No worries, here ya go!
Now that that's out of the way, somebody put a camera in front of this guy again.
Well, let's get started.
0:02 - 'YourShakeDown.com' how was THAT not taken? *sarcasm*
0:07 - That hambuger looks like one of those gummi ones you pass by at Walgreen's next to the counter and think 'it looks cool, but I bet it's gross'.
0:12 - Foot = 20 Minutes. Duh.
0:14 - Math Time! 20 minutes, $8 dollars in gas. To spend $8 on gas by today's prices gets you 2.42 gallons, driving average street speed and arriving in 20 minutes means the store is 12 miles away. That's mid-Springfield to Nixa. Conclusion: they live in the Yukon.
0:17 - GUMMI hamburger...of course it's cold. And don't you dare put mayonaise on that.
0:18 - This looks promising...
0:26 - Wait, somebody secured the patent for this?
0:30 - This is how I imagine 'pre-makeup' John Cusack looking
0:34 - Looks like a couple of garage materials with two rubber bands.
0:42 - 6 payments...and you're not wasting your money. Bring the balloon back!
0:49 - Did you hear that?! This guy's gonna use YOUR shake down. He invented it and still can't afford his own.
0:50 - Nobody should ever have that many jars at one time.
0:59 - Clean your face.
Seriously, how have child services not been called on this guy yet?
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